senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

leisures:

i don’t consider myself hip

i’m like

shoulder

I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”

catswithbenefits:

time flies when you’re throwing watches

rnaze:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her